I wanted to be your first love just as much as I wanted to be your last, and that fucked me up more than anything.
We had sky movie channels for ages but my mum cancelled it like last week because no one ever actually watched them, but the oscars are only on a sky movie channel. I can’t believe this.
I’ve been rude to people calling Janine fat.
I’m being rude to rude people.
Sherlock could hire a plane to fly around the world with a banner than reads ‘I love John Hamish Watson’ and John would be like ‘Oh. Must be a different John Hamish Watson.’